I am looking for new challenges as a creative problem solver and have developed many skills, which uniquely qualify me to conquer them. I have included a few brief highlights below which I hope will inspire you to start a conversation about all the sordid details.

Educated at UCLA to withstand smog, traffic and fierce competition; creativity is my passion and self defense mechanism. Type flows beautifully kerned from my fingertips. My clever copy writing has reunited widows and orphans and even saved a few readers from being sentenced to death.

I turn misspellings to my advantage.

I have explained to alchemists that leading is more than a simple conversion, and convinced Richard Simmons that shape and form, balance and energy, are larger issues than can be solved by and aerobics show. Not only is my glass half full, I can visualize the other half.

I use colorful language.

I have developed charts to untangle the Web. I exercise my superior problem solving skills to help everyone from strangers who have lost their way to brands that have lost their identity. I regularly trim lines and crop marks, but never cut corners.

I draw inspiration.

I brainstorm so intensely it registers on Doppler radar. I have used the new math to calculate that a picture is actually worth 2,348 words. Furthermore, I am notorious for my knowledge of hardware, software, and evening wear. I obey the law but attempt to bend the rules.

I am unafraid of technology and immune to computer viruses.

What’s amazing is this miraculous combination of skills and experience comes certified 100% ego free and is fortified with a full day’s allowance of reliability. I am humbly looking for the opportunity to share all that I have with a forward thinking creative team where hard work, the desire to expand limits and a good sense of humor blend right in. I want to inspire and be inspired. I hope the pages of this portfolio will inspire you to contact me.

Phone:
612.399.0508 (w)
612.518.1805 (m)

E-mail:
tzerger@periscope.com


Sincerely,
Todd Zerger